Assholes are the ones I can deal with - it's the confused ones that I absolutely can't. So allow me be of service to you stupids.
Now that I work for a higher education institution, I shall adopt its mission and goal of advancing and spreading knowledge.
There. I'm doing my part in bettering society by educating an underdeveloped population. You are all very welcome!
I promise I'm not trying to find things to embitter me.
Look! I found positives to Boston.