He goes, "They're pink."
Some psychotic woman escaped from a mental hospital this morning, busted open my office door, and said to me, while pointing her finger, “You’re unfriendly, and cold. I know this because I’m a friendly and open person.”
I said back, “I’m the friendliest effing person you’ve ever met.”
JAY KAY! She wasn’t just “some psychotic woman.” She’s one of the professors I work for.
JK #2: Being the unfriendly and cold person that I am, what I actually said, was, “Would you like to schedule a time to discuss this?”
This post is about Tactless Bitch, also