Where's Whitney's Soup?
(Not Jack Handey's)
I understand the importance of
proper hydration so I always make
sure to drink my recommended
8 glasses of water a day.
I also tend to cry, regularly.
So if I don't drink as much
water as I do, I'll probably,
I've started to wear sunglasses everywhere I go.
It's about time, really, I learned some manners.
I'm constantly rolling my eyes at people.
I wrote a short play once, in college.
The only feedback I got from my professor:
Your protagonist is quite vindictive!
The main character, naturally,
was modeled after the author.