I understand the importance of proper hydration so I always make sure to drink my recommended 8 glasses of water a day.
I also tend to cry, regularly. So if I don't drink as much water as I do, I'll probably, actually dehydrate.
II.
I've started to wear sunglasses everywhere I go. It's about time, really, I learned some manners. I'm constantly rolling my eyes at people.
III.
I wrote a short play once, in college. The only feedback I got from my professor: Your protagonist is quite vindictive! The main character, naturally, was modeled after the author.