For about 20 minutes today, I was worried that that number, 4.5, might go down to 3.5. I had texted a BFF a question, she answered and asked me why I asked her my question, I told her not to worry about it and then as a distraction I told her I miss her, but I received no reciprocation to the I miss you. So I texted her again, “Wait a minute, do you not feel the same way?” 20 minutes later, she texted me back telling me she misses me too and called me a silly girl.
As awesome as it can be to not be tied down to only one BFF, this lifestyle makes you a little paranoid about getting dumped because you are 4.5 times more likely to be broken up with.
*You are among the 4.5 if you currently reside in Waipahu, Sydney, Brooklyn, Somerville, or Melbourne.