Was roasting marshmallows over the stove - as you do over Labor Day weekend - with a chopstick. And when I went to grab that last bit off of the stick, I over-inserted the stick into my mouth and I closed in on the stick with my lips past where any marshmallow ever lay. That’s when I burned myself. On the part of the stick that was just getting heated from the flames of my stove.
Now there are white almost dead skin pieces on the parts where I had my lips on the wooden chopstick.