Regular Person: No, that’s dancing. You can tell what someone is like in bed by how they dance.
On-The-Right-Track: So I need to have dancing on my resume to increase my chances of getting a girl in bed with me?
Regular Person: Sure...that’s what they say.
On-The-Right-Track: Well then! I’ll add that to my OkCupid profile too.
Regular Person: Oh, you’re on OkCupid? How’s that working for you?
On-The-Right-Track: To my surprise, not excellently.
Regular Person: You don’t say.
25 / M / Straight / Single
When I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up to become a doctor, a lawyer, or a
What I’m doing with my life
I’m a lawyer and a business executive.
I’m really good at
Correcting people whenever they mispronounce words, pay too much or too little of their share of a dinner check, or have the wrong life goals.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyeglasses. You’d have to notice them before anything else since they’re sitting right there on my nose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Tale of Two Cities, Moby-Dick, Citizen Kane, The Godfather, CNN, The History Channel, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, Sushi, Indian
The six things I could never do without
floss, craft beer, ESPN, good credit score, health insurance, letters of recommendation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How I am educating others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying all that nightlife has to offer – the theatre, fine dining, alcoholic beverage establishments, comedic performance venues.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m not going to lie - I’m a sucker for Guitar Hero!
You should message me if
You would like to go out with me. This is an online dating service, is it not?