Mindy Kaling Took My Celebrity @Reply Virginity

That’s right. I finally lost it. I’ve crossed over to a higher Twitter status. Now I can tweet away without feeling insecure about being a virgin. Web life is good for the first time. From now on, things are going to go my way. No more Mrs. Modest Online Social Networker. Those girls don’t get the celebs. I’m tired of living my web life reading Twitter twits’ tweets from all the best celebrities. Soon, I’m going to be the one getting tweets from any famous person I want. I can already picture it – tweets with different celebs every hour. They’re going to be all over me. The new me. The better me. The non-virgin. 

But of course, not everyone is happy for me:

• "Who is that?"
  
  
• "So she basically sent you an ad for a movie." 
  
  
• "She's not really THAT famous."
  me: Yes she is! The Office is the most watched show in America.
  "You just made that up."

They're all just jealous of me (they're still virgins). Although, maybe I shouldn't say that. I did receive a virtual high five from a virgin:

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