ME: Hi, can I have the veggie melt? But without the roasted red peppers... or the onions. Or the tomatoes.
I just want the spinach. And the cheese... and the bread.
CHEESEBOY GIRL: You want a Make Your Own.
She does not laugh back.
CHEESEBOY GIRL: Would you like chips or soup with that?
ME: I'll have a Vitaminwater.