Normal Smart Person: Why? They’re so expensive.
Mac Cult Member: Macs don’t get viruses. And they’re better quality computers so they last longer.
Normal Smart Person: But I never get viruses on my PC. Also, I’m a fan of Bill Gates.
Mac Cult Member: You probably had to download a ton of anti-virus software though. And have to upgrade it all the time.
Normal Smart Person: How dare you! I have never downloaded anti-virus software.
Mac Cult Member: Well, you’re probably going to get a virus. And when you do, you won’t be able to fix it as fast because there aren’t PC stores with tech-support people everywhere like Apple stores.
Normal Smart Person: Why would I want to have more opportunities to go to Apple stores filled with more people like you?
Mac Cult Member: Fine, suit yourself. Wait, what’s so special about Bill Gates?
Normal Smart Person: Uh…he’s the founder of Microsoft and he’s a billionaire.
Mac Cult Member: What about Steve Jobs? He’s a billionaire too.
Normal Smart Person: Not like Bill- his name is Bill and he’s a billionaire. Haha. Get it? Bill – billionaire?
Mac Cult Member: He’s a billionaire named Bill?! That’s a stupid reason.
Normal Smart Person: I don’t care. I’m still not getting a Mac.