Just discovered your blog, funny stuff. But I think it's
strange that you lambasted a friend in a previous blog
post for "knowing she's thin" then proceeded to draw
attention to your own thinness here: "I'm relatively
Neither statement seems particularly heinous to me
but as the owner of a blog dedicated to criticizing
others, isn't it your duty not to repeat the same
actions you ridicule?
People in glass pots shouldn't throw kettles, Ms.
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Dear Mr. or Ms. Funny,
Pleasure to meet your acquaintance. Your comment left me with many thoughts.
- Lambaste is a marvelous word. Kudos to you!
- Uh…I never said I was dedicated to anything. I wouldn't ever do that. And truth be told, I’m a little hurt by your assumption.
- You said doodie! hehehe
- I’ll stop drawing attention to my thinness when I no longer look like this:
Technically, this isn’t a photograph of me. But Lucy Liu is Chinese-American, as am I, so it works out since all Asians look alike.
One more time for the cheap seats in the back: I ’ M R E L A T I V E L Y T H I N !!!
You may continue to call me Ms. Soup.
All my conditional love,
P.S. This is the first letter I’ve ever written (in case you’re wondering why my letter format looks funny [not looks like you, Funny, but funny like peculiar]).