I have been known to say things like, "I'm a good friend," "She's a bad friend," and "Of course I'm going to visit you! Why would you think otherwise?” Which makes me a bad friend and a hypocrite because I broke my promise.
But, in lieu of feeling bad about this, I’m going to celebrate hypocrisy!
even more uncool.
The fancy cars, the women and the caviar, you know who we are,
'cause we hypocritin' all over the world.