Where Is Whitney Soup?

9/6/2011

12 Comments

On account of my unrevealing About Me page, I have decided to make public my whereabouts.

I have lived here:

Logan Airport (Terminals B, C, and E)

and here:

Jake's Dilemma (81st and Amsterdam).

I want to live here:

According to Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit, "Columbus was ranked in 2009 as the 18th best place in the country to find a date for females by Marie Claire Magazine, and was ranked as the No. 2 most sexually satisfied city in the country in 2008, according to Men's Health Magazine, behind Indianapolis, and also ranked as the No. 7 most lustful in the country in 2007, based on contraceptive sales, according to Forbes Magazine."

here:

Punahou School (Notable Alum - Barack Obama, Class of 1979)

and here:

inside a kangaroo's pouch.

I currently live here:

I have a roller coaster in my backyard.

12 Comments

9/6/2011 03:33:09 pm

Yay Hawaii!!! And I went to punahou...although I can't share the same enthusiasm about Obama...but I know we don't share the same point of view on that :) I still <3 you

Alex

9/6/2011 07:54:31 pm

Get me a green card and I'll meet you in Ohio!!!xx

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9/6/2011 09:24:59 pm

@Me duh, that's really why i chose punahou as my place to live in hawaii

:)

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9/6/2011 09:30:58 pm

@Alex just put on your green card application that you'll be greatly benefiting the U.S. bc you intend to make columbus ohio the no. 1 most sexually satisfied city in the country

Clay

9/6/2011 09:31:54 pm

In Canberra? I would think Melbourne or Sydney but hell-to-the-no for Canberra! Btw, your blog is great!

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9/6/2011 09:36:24 pm

haha i realize the map i provided is tiny - the circle is actually around melbourne and sydney!

Peseth

9/6/2011 11:08:23 pm

such crude pics! lol... i thought u circled 118th street =(

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9/7/2011 12:32:26 am

oohh, thank you for noticing the crudeness! you know that's what i was going for :)

Alex

9/8/2011 10:14:55 pm

I think I may just put this on every visa application from now on!

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9/9/2011 05:07:38 am

"...No. 2 most sexually satisfied city in the country in 2008, according to Men's Health Magazine, behind Indianapolis"

It should be number 1. Indy only won because of its large population of sheep.

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8/13/2012 10:37:15 pm

And ignoring the soup for a moment, one wonders where Whitney is, and hopes she is well...

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11/1/2012 03:56:04 am

It would be wonderful to live on a rollercoaster. Except for all that screaming. That'd be like living next door to a killer. A killer with an improper sense of discretion.

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