To: "BFF@gmail.com" <BFF@gmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, December 8, 2011 10:20 AM
Subject:
[BFF's NAME] - I'M TYPING IN ALL CAPS SO YOU KNOW WHICH PART IS FOR YOU AND WHICH PART IS FORWARDED/COPIED&PASTED. THE BELOW EMAIL IS BETWEEN ME AND A STUDENT (NOT THE MAIN ONE I HAVE A CRUSH ON THAT I WROTE ABOUT IN MY BLOG). HE DIDN'T RESPOND TO MY LAST EMAIL. WAS MY LAST EMAIL TOO MUCH? WAS THE LAST JOKE REALLY BAD? (START FROM THE BOTTOM.)
On Wed, Dec 7, 2011 at 6:46 PM, Soup, Whitney <whitney_soup@university.edu> wrote:
Well, whichever day you guys end up meeting with [professor’s name], I recommend that you bring a tasty food item with you. I expect that either [professor’s name] or I will be hungry.
Oh! And good job on your moon demonstration last night :)
Whitney
From: boys_name@university.edu
Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2011 6:33 PM
To: Soup, Whitney
Subject: Re: [professor’s name] office hours?
I hadn't thought of that. I guess you'll have to think of a way to let me down easy if that happens to be the case.
-[boy’s name]
On Wed, Dec 7, 2011 at 6:04 PM, Soup, Whitney <whitney_soup@university.edu> wrote:
Hi [boy’s name],
I don’t know [professor’s name]’s schedule for next week; I’ll find out for you when she comes in tomorrow.
But maybe she never posted next week’s office hours because she just doesn’t want to see you? Did you even consider that before emailing me?
Whitney
From: boys_name@university.edu
Sent: Wednesday, December 07, 2011 4:20 PM
To: Soup, Whitney
Subject: Re: [professor’s name] office hours?
Hi Whitney,
A couple of us wanted to schedule a meeting with [professor’s name] next week, but it looks like she doesn't have any office hours posted. We are available on Tuesday (til 2:30) and Wednesday (except for between 1 and 2). Does she have time on either of those days? If not, what days should we be thinking about?
Thanks. . .and keep on intellectiating.
-[boy’s name]
- (the one who lives 10,090 miles away)
Word Email to Woman Who Didn't Call Him Back
And you think you analyse too much.
How about a 1,654 word email as a follow up?
- (the one who lives 5,055 miles away)
whit you're ridiculous. But strangely he seems to get you so maybe he just hasn't
checked the email.
- (the one who lives 802 miles away)
well i kinda dont get it anyways
Moonlight dance?
the food thing was funny tho
I am sure he wants you so you could say: "Hey I just vomited behind my desk
chair and fell in it but its cool cause I ate spaghetti for breakfast, so it tastes good
and doesn't smell that bad! so ya, when you comin' in today?" -and he would still
peak his little head in and say I want to bang you.