This entry has nothing to do with Santa Claus or hos (3 of them).
(whom, if you'll recall, is my male wingwoman
) has returned! (He lives in China half of the year and the other half in the U.S. And the other half...) I can finally return to my envied lifestyle of hanging out with children and old people
. Tomorrow I have a 9 year-old's birthday party to attend! That’s right. WHITNEY'S BAAACK.
You should know that I have been away from weblogging because I was spending quality time with folks my age. The new girl
I met and I became real friends!
BUT. But but but -- a bit of drama has already entered into our friendship of 1.7 months. A bit of drama, of course, means a boy got in the way and has torn us girls apart. He's my math tutor (or, well, WAS my math tutor [since how he feels about me is murky, I am holding out on the math]). Apparently, math turns both New Girl and me on, sexually, because he won both our hearts. Although - New Girl wasn’t doing math with him. Only I was, doing it, with him. (No, I couldn’t help it. Those commas had to go in there.) The point is, I do not know what exactly is turning New Girl on.
Math Tutor + Whitney = True Love?
Math Tutor + New Girl = True Love?
Whitney + New Girl = Friends After One of the Above Equations is Solved?
The answer is, I don’t know. I no longer have a math tutor, after all.
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Why did I even have a math tutor, you wonder?
ANSWER AS WELL AS BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I am studying for the GRE to go to grad school for library science!!!
WTF is/Why library science?
The study of the stuff that goes on in libraries. I’ll be studying to become a full-fledged librarian.
What do I hope to accomplish as a full-fledged librarian?
I want to found (become the founder/president/ruler of) a global organization for hot librarians. That is, librarian hotties. A foundation for fighting the stigma of being a vain book nerd. Yes.