A lady who was driving a red car pulled up next to me while I was walking on the sidewalk this morning. She also rolled down her window. She told me she loves my boots! Right then and there, I wanted to get into her car with her, but then I remembered what my brother told me. “Stop taking rides from strangers!!!” And, so, I didn’t invite myself into the lady-with-obvious-fabulous-taste’s car.
But, you know, my bro’s kind of a liar. 2 weekends ago, I made myself a delicious beverage and made sure to notify him about it.
Me: I just made a homemade Dunkaccino! I added Swiss Miss to my coffee.
MMMM!!!
Bro: That’s ghetto.
Last weekend, he and I were hanging out with his friends and he relayed this story. His version was a little different.
Bro: My sister was like, ‘Yo, check this out – I just made this awesome drink. You
mix hot chocolate with coffee!’ And I was like, ‘That’s called a mocha.’
Well, I know how to show off too – I’m gonna start hoppin’ into strangers’ cars. Who’s the badass now??
I drink and make homemade ghetto hot beverages. I think that makes ME the badass sibling.
But, you know, my bro’s kind of a liar. 2 weekends ago, I made myself a delicious beverage and made sure to notify him about it.
Me: I just made a homemade Dunkaccino! I added Swiss Miss to my coffee.
MMMM!!!
Bro: That’s ghetto.
Last weekend, he and I were hanging out with his friends and he relayed this story. His version was a little different.
Bro: My sister was like, ‘Yo, check this out – I just made this awesome drink. You
mix hot chocolate with coffee!’ And I was like, ‘That’s called a mocha.’
Well, I know how to show off too – I’m gonna start hoppin’ into strangers’ cars. Who’s the badass now??
I drink and make homemade ghetto hot beverages. I think that makes ME the badass sibling.
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